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The Worst 10 Things To Say At A Funeral!
(to
the people attending the funeral)
1.Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move?
2.It`s about time she died! i was getting
sick of her whinning
3.Hey, this is the first time he`s been stiff in twenty years!
4. Is this service over yet? I'm gonna miss the football game.
5.He`s lucky he died! He still had debt to pay me!
6.I
don't really know him/her. I'm just here for the free food afterwards.
7.
I`m so tired! I`ve been picking up flowers from the roundabouts allday!Does he has any respect and THANK ME!!
(to your children)
1.Be
quiet or we'll bury you with him!
(to
the wife of the dead person)
1. I'll trade you the clock I inherited for the golf clubs
you inherited.
2.Well,
you're officially single now. What are u going to do Friday night?!
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A friend
A friend who is loyal so kind and true
The
perfect friend that i can find in you
You
always make me smile,you`re always there.
Thanks for your wishes and for your never ending
care
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OTHER FUNNY QUOTES:
1.Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
2.just thought of sometng funny...your husband
3.Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a
wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't
seem quite so funny.
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